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20

Apr

I destroy myself so you can’t.
Six Word Story #1 (via paandra)

(Source: lost-explorations)

getoutoftherecat:

the easter bunny-kitten is not amused by her ears.

Happy Easter!!

getoutoftherecat:

the easter bunny-kitten is not amused by her ears.

Happy Easter!!

diseonfire:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them
in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.

Science!

diseonfire:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them

in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.

Science!

18

Apr

wwhatevver-ampora:

moewave:

ohh-tedbundy:

A true warrior.

I can’t believe he defeated Mr.Incredible

I love how he fuckin fuckin STOMPS on Fred Flintstone

(Source: notienedesperdicio)

13

Apr

When I first got this role I just cried like a baby because I was like, “Wow, next Halloween, I’m gonna open the door and there’s gonna be a little kid dressed as the Falcon.” That’s the thing that always gets me. I feel like everybody deserves that. I feel like there should be a Latino superhero. Scarlett does great representation for all the other girls, but there should be a Wonder Woman movie. I don’t care if they make 20 bucks, if there’s a movie you’re gonna lose money on, make it Wonder Woman. You know what I mean, ’cause little girls deserve that.

23

Mar

oni-queen:

jacksonspace:

thesecretkeith:

I was about to reblog this, when I looked up and noticed my cat was just staring at this cucumber on my kitchen table

Interesting.

Scientist cats.

(Source: theamericankid)

17

Mar

It’s not just Pi Day. It’s Pi Month.

rosworms:

Month 3 in year 2014.

3.14

fuck you, i’m having pie every day for the rest of the month.

15

Mar

austin360:

austinstatesman:

This is a must watch video.

18-year-old Mason Endres was injured when a car crashed into pedestrians at SXSW early Thursday morning. 

On Saturday, the members of one of her favorite bands, Jared and the Mill, visited her in the hospital to play for her.

Read more and watch the video

If you’re looking for an update on the crash at SXSW this week, or just need a sweet video and story tonight, check this out

:’)

blindsprings:

ckents:

aladdinsfuturewife:

Did you know these are the same dancers from the Chimney scene in Mary Poppins!?!


Still defining epic, after all these years.

#this is the best post that ever was and ever will be

this makes me so happy every time i see this


👏👏👏👏

blindsprings:

ckents:

aladdinsfuturewife:

Did you know these are the same dancers from the Chimney scene in Mary Poppins!?!

image

image

Still defining epic, after all these years.

#this is the best post that ever was and ever will be

this makes me so happy every time i see this

👏👏👏👏

Some day, the answer will be “yes, yes that is my gift to you.” Right???????

Some day, the answer will be “yes, yes that is my gift to you.” Right???????